Blue Sky Riders

Have you ever ordered a pizza, had it delivered, all piping hot, to your table, taken that first bite and thought “This blows. I could make a better pizza than this!” Well, that’s how I am with videos. I watch them and I say that to myself. (I usually also say, “Man, a pizza would be great right about now.”) Recently that exact thing happened and I decided that I, (yes, I) would make the next Blue Sky Rider video. (more…)

If I had a time machine right now I would go back in time (cause that’s what time machines do. If you buy one and use it for washing dishes then you are missing a wonderful opportunity!) to Becker Junior College for girls in Worcester Mass. They had a coffee house there and it was the first place I ever played out with my guitar. I was a “Folk Singer.” That is French for “Can’t talk to Women.” (more…)

I’m back from the wars. My dog remembers me. It took a little bit of time and treats but he is back growling at me… his funny way of saying he loves me but knows that I am made of meat and therefore fully edible. That crazy pup!

I have three weeks of newspapers to catch up on. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Beetle Bailey got into while I was away. By now he could be deployed to Afghanistan. If any one could make that funny it would be that dead guy who writes it. (more…)

I am writing this blog because they are dangling prizes in front of me like some airline reward system. “Write a blog” they say …“don’t you want to get a gold star like Kenny and Georgia?” This is so manipulative. And yet….it IS a gold star. (more…)